Welcome to the world of The Not Bandits! We’re an adventuring party who often finds themselves in, well … situations that might look like banditry, but we assure you, it’s all above board (mostly).


Our party currently consists of:

  • Rissa: A Beast Master ranger with magical animal companions by her side. Whether she’s tracking down lost relics or scouting out hidden paths, Rissa always finds what we need … and maybe a few things we didn’t know we needed.
  • Ramarcus the Red: An Evocation wizard who has read every book in the world (he says) and gotten pretty good at throwing firebolts. He believes in the powers of fire and ice to solve most problems. If a few bad guys happen to go up in smoke, that’s just a bonus.
  • Qurion: A Peace domain cleric who believes in keeping the peace – by any means necessary. Whether he’s healing the party or commanding a spiritual weapon to deliver a divine smackdown, Qurion is always ready to keep us in fighting shape.
  • Sister Poppy: A monk of the Way of Mercy who strikes a balance between healing and harm. She’s quick to lend a helping hand, but just as quick to land a knockout punch when needed. Anyone on the receiving end of her fists was probably asking for it.
  • Hrothgar Hardmantle: An Eldritch Knight fighter who blends martial prowess with arcane might. Hrothgar isn’t just a force to be reckoned with on the battlefield – he’s also got a few magical tricks up his sleeve to keep things interesting.

Now, before you start thinking we’re just out here committing random acts of banditry, let us set the record straight: we’re not really committing murder. The bad guys just happened to be in the wrong place at the wrong time, and we were there to help resolve the situation.

So, if you’re looking for a group of adventurers who walk the fine line between mischief and heroism, you’ve come to the right place. Join us as we traverse dungeons, slay monsters, and really try our best to save the world.

Character Profiles

Learn more about each member of our party below.

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